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Bottom Of The Garden

For when there's more than one stfairy in the illustration

(Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

Hemorrhoid Cream Puffs and Tanning Bed Wetters,
Power Down Parkas and Cadmium Red Letters,
Short two-word phrases that melt into three
This is the puzzle that fills me with glee!

When Hot Dog Bites! Quilting Bee Stings!

Once With Feeling Sad!
I simply remember my Blues Guitar Strings,

and then I don't Has Been Had!

mschmidt

via sionnach

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